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Phase 3: Profit! @BarackObama reveals sure-fire way to jump-start the economy

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Yay! Gather ’round, everyone, for The Lightbringer has decided to reveal the secret to a booming economy! Fortunately for us rubes, his OFA flunkies have summed it all up in one handy graphic:!/BarackObama/status/408337097859162112

It’s all so simple! Or … not:!/CAAmyO/status/408346517410291712

Confused? You’re not alone.!/SamValley/status/408353195862130689

Drugs are bad, mkay?!/CAAmyO/status/408353372807258114!/AndrewHClark/status/408353448925491200

Yeah … about that “Obama math“:!/BecketAdams/status/408346342264541185

Heh. Seriously, though, who comes up with this garbage?!/Neal_Dewing/status/408346113326858242

That’s exactly what it is:!/RexHarrisonsHat/status/408348364636315651!/OrwellForce/status/408351822014083073

If we’re being honest, though, the Underpants Gnomes probably have a better understanding of economics than anyone in the Obama administration.!/AndrewHClark/status/408354088829468672

"We need a big, but plausible number."

"Umm…twenty—no, thirty…two. Go with thirty two. Maybe a decimal place too."— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) December 04, 2013

This is the epitome of fuzzy math. It’s just … we can’t even.!/ThePantau/status/408350188839784452!/OrwellForce/status/408354170677104643

Hey! Maybe money can grow on trees!



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