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32 More Cats That Give Zero Craps About How Much Shame You’re Putting On Them

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Cats are perfect cuddle companions for their humans. There’s nothing like hearing that soothing purr as you both relax and zone out on the couch.

However, as most owners know, they can also be huge jerks. It would be one thing if they at least seemed apologetic about it, but of course they just can’t be bothered to care one little bit. In their eyes, they simply can do no wrong.

1. “Mm, yes, this important bill has an excellent flavor.”

2. He just wants to make sure you won’t miss his signature scent!

3. “Sometimes it’s even better coming up than coming down.”

4. “Lots of hair, don’t care.”

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5. “Hey, you’re the rude person who didn’t want to share.”

6. “Heh heh, hope you liked my present!”

7. “It was a noble, delicious death.”

8. “You were looking at too many other cats.”

9. “Psh, I don’t need fancy things.”

10. “She knows what she did.”

11. Maybe Freud was onto something, he just had the wrong species.

12. “I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!”

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13. It’s like herbal tea for cats, y’know.

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14. “I was thirsty…for blood.”

15. “Speak now or forever hold your peace…”

16. “Kittens can get migraines too, ya know.”

17. “What? She looks better this way.”

18. “Good, now you can pay more attention to ME.”

19. From one shower to another…

20. “I’m. Comfy.”

21. “I was wasting away!!”

22. No rest for the wicked…or their owners.

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23. Hey, he’s just helping a bro out.

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24. “…and I’m not finished yet.”

25. “And don’t you forget it.”

26. “What? I’m clean. I don’t know where your face has been, though.”

27. “They’re a reflection of my soul. Ugh, you wouldn’t get it.”

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28. Ah, sibling rivalry.

29. Good thing she knew to stock up, “just in case.”

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30. “Wow, that was my longest record yet.”

31. Maybe she was hoping for longer?

32. “It’s a GIFT!”

At least dogs usually have the decency to pretend they feel guilty. Cats, on the other hand, seem to expect us to apologize for being so rudely offended by their totally “normal” actions. Sheesh, it’s a good thing they’re cute.