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Stimulus package? Sen. McCain suggests $1 coins could be good for strippers!/BecketAdams/status/360431374286585857

Who among us hasn’t wished we could pelt strippers with coins instead of dollar bills? Thankfully, Sen. John McCain is looking to make that dream a reality.

McCain is part of a bipartisan group of senators pushing for the COINS Act, which calls for $1 bills to be replaced by $1 coins. It’s supposed reduce government waste (yeah, right). At least one strip club owner has voiced his concern about the legislation, but as McCain sees it:!/hmfearny/status/360421488119132160

Care to explain, Senator?

When pressed about the predicament facing scores of the country’s skin-baring and bill-collecting women, McCain responded without missing a beat, “Then I hope that they could obtain larger denominations.”

The 76-year-old lawmaker began answering another reporter’s prying questions before cracking a smile and hollering to [The Hill’s gossip blog In The Know] down a Capitol hallway, “Fives, tens, one hundreds!”!/heyfeifer/status/360426282896474112

We stand corrected. Or something. But mostly, we stand weirded out:!/SaintRPh/status/360422498036219904!/lachlan/status/360422917663764482!/Cameron_Gray/status/360422876647661569

Hmmm. Well, maybe we should try harder to understand where McCain is coming from:!/redsteeze/status/360432703646072832