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‘Amazing scoop!’: The New Republic has earth-shattering news about Obamacare

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Last week, the DCCC broke the incredible story that Republicans want to repeal Obamacare. And we were still reeling from that scoop when we learned from a former White House official that President Obama is a great campaigner but sucks at governing. We didn’t think we could handle any more bombshells, but it looks like we don’t have a choice now, thanks to this revelation from The New Republic:

Quick! Get us some pearls to clutch!

Dude.

Right?

Duh! The New Republic must have super-secret sources. No wonder they’re always ten steps ahead of us.

What else are we missing?

A-ha!

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